Flynabdan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless giraffe.

Flynabdan created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flynabdan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flynabdan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flynabdan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flynabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Retreat if three whales approach from the south.

4. Never wear violet jumpers on sacred days.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.