Govgubbon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish centipede.

Govgubbon created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Govgubbon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Govgubbon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Govgubbon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Govgubbon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Govgubbon on top of all buildings.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Govgubbon on top of important buildings.