Stipjentab Manrillbop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident faun.

Stipjentab Manrillbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipjentab Manrillbop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipjentab Manrillbop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stipjentab Manrillbop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stipjentab Manrillbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in summer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.