Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy bird.

Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif, it will turn you into a goat.

Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pancimfedomtfarnnadbatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never travel toward the west during spring.