Vidkontik Kopjondap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish warg.

Vidkontik Kopjondap created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidkontik Kopjondap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidkontik Kopjondap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vidkontik Kopjondap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vidkontik Kopjondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to snails while wearing yellow tights.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Vidkontik Kopjondap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.