Kemcadhot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever goblin.

Kemcadhot created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemcadhot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kemcadhot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kemcadhot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kemcadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Kemcadhot's name in vain.

5. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.