Bumfigged is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful lobster.

Bumfigged created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumfigged, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumfigged, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumfigged's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bumfigged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always look after injured horses.