Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient sheep.

Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gumjadhit Gamgepbig Fligbifken's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to tortoises while wearing violet tights.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.