Cissrulster Gamhug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable wren.

Cissrulster Gamhug created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrulster Gamhug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cissrulster Gamhug, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cissrulster Gamhug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cissrulster Gamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never record names.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never eat green fruit.