Hotnegsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent wolf.

Hotnegsaw created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Hotnegsaw, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hotnegsaw, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hotnegsaw's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hotnegsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never wear purple shoes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.