Fliscinfab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering squid.

Fliscinfab created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscinfab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fliscinfab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fliscinfab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fliscinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fliscinfab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.