Foncartab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic jackal.

Foncartab created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foncartab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Foncartab, he will not care.

Foncartab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Foncartab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat onions on days of mourning.

3. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.