Larpbedril is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Larpbedril created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Larpbedril, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpbedril, he will send minions to preach to you.

Larpbedril's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Larpbedril's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with red.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.