Sogfumfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest duck.

Sogfumfad created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfumfad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sogfumfad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sogfumfad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sogfumfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed lots of limes to grasshopers while wearing turquoise boots.