Quimvancun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful centipede.

Quimvancun created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimvancun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimvancun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quimvancun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quimvancun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.