Rilnatmon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent duck.

Rilnatmon created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilnatmon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilnatmon, it will be very sad.

Rilnatmon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rilnatmon's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not cook food in pots.