Sidcapcinlik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful bear.

Sidcapcinlik created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidcapcinlik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidcapcinlik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sidcapcinlik's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sidcapcinlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. You must pray to Sidcapcinlik seven times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
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