Logkimont is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty duck.

Logkimont created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logkimont, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Logkimont, she will have a low opinion of you.

Logkimont's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Logkimont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing turquoise hats and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into white rooms.