Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable hyena.

Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cabnangofhig Gambassquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.