Babmobgomfig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured owl.

Babmobgomfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babmobgomfig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Babmobgomfig, she will strike you with lightening.

Babmobgomfig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Babmobgomfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Babmobgomfig on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Run away from cyan swans, for they are unholy.