Yatstergat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise hummingbird.

Yatstergat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatstergat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yatstergat, it will not care.

Yatstergat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yatstergat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not laugh at mountains.