Wonlapcib Tailcubmig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive rat.

Wonlapcib Tailcubmig created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wonlapcib Tailcubmig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonlapcib Tailcubmig, she will remove you from existence.

Wonlapcib Tailcubmig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wonlapcib Tailcubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.