Kimloopdid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful goat.

Kimloopdid created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimloopdid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kimloopdid, she will laugh at you.

Kimloopdid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kimloopdid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Run away if nine seals approach from the north.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear dresses marked with yellow.