Hongedcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful yak.

Hongedcud created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Hongedcud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hongedcud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hongedcud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hongedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Hongedcud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing green dresses.

3. Never stain your arms with yellow.

4. Never skip in autumn.

5. Run away from purple cats, for they are unholy.