Rowgepsomgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless dingo.

Rowgepsomgep created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowgepsomgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowgepsomgep, he will turn you into a tree.

Rowgepsomgep's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rowgepsomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.