Yikcatbatbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent jackal.

Yikcatbatbun created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcatbatbun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yikcatbatbun, it will laugh at you.

Yikcatbatbun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yikcatbatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mix limes with water.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.