Cenkomnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient centipede.

Cenkomnurt created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkomnurt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenkomnurt, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenkomnurt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cenkomnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. You must love Cenkomnurt.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to hamsters while wearing green corsets.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help mites in need.