Babhugcit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful fish.

Babhugcit created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhugcit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babhugcit, she will turn you into a snail.

Babhugcit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Babhugcit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing violet dresses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.