Sascepkonleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust squid.

Sascepkonleg created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascepkonleg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sascepkonleg, it will not care.

Sascepkonleg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sascepkonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sascepkonleg.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.