Didliplarn Sterbatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate armadillo.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didliplarn Sterbatbam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didliplarn Sterbatbam, he will turn you into a plant.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.