Bophotcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring human.

Bophotcad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bophotcad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bophotcad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bophotcad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bophotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on fasting days.

2. Never skip near frogs.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Never mark doors with fawn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.