Nibflisfag Yakcadtab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient warg.

Nibflisfag Yakcadtab created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibflisfag Yakcadtab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibflisfag Yakcadtab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nibflisfag Yakcadtab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nibflisfag Yakcadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nibflisfag Yakcadtab on top of all buildings.

5. Never remain kneeling at midnight.