Yogpagvon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful shrew.

Yogpagvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpagvon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogpagvon, he will make you grow a tail.

Yogpagvon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yogpagvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.