Abvonbit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid wyrm.

Abvonbit created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abvonbit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abvonbit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Abvonbit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Abvonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never feed gooseberries to bats while wearing corsets.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never handle titanium while unclean.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.