Rutleglam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish dolphin.

Rutleglam created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutleglam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutleglam, it will turn you into a slug.

Rutleglam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rutleglam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rutleglam.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing pink boots and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.