Femyamflag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless salamander.

Femyamflag created life two years ago.

If you believe in Femyamflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femyamflag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Femyamflag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Femyamflag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Femyamflag nine times a day.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.