Pinrenvengum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical crocodile.

Pinrenvengum created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinrenvengum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pinrenvengum, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinrenvengum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pinrenvengum's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Pinrenvengum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never gather three manatees in one place.

5. Always store rice above ground.