Rakkikvid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest fairy.

Rakkikvid created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakkikvid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rakkikvid, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rakkikvid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rakkikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Rakkikvid.

3. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about fire.