Haddussteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest skunk.

Haddussteen created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haddussteen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Haddussteen, she will be very unhappy.

Haddussteen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Haddussteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing indigo shirts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never write about cell theory.