Fodzag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful centipede.

Fodzag created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Fodzag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodzag, she will think nothing of it.

Fodzag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fodzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.