Gepgungil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating fox.

Gepgungil created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgungil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepgungil, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gepgungil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gepgungil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not stand on grass.