Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong clam.

Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yakyogjammishasflatmut Begweedun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not sit at mountains.