Doblatstan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless butterfly.

Doblatstan created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doblatstan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Doblatstan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Doblatstan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Doblatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with mice.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.