Jadbetwikgat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered crane.

Jadbetwikgat created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jadbetwikgat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadbetwikgat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jadbetwikgat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jadbetwikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.