Bengampark is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Bengampark created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengampark, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bengampark, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bengampark's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bengampark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not gather at wells at midday.