Bithoglid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional cobra.

Bithoglid created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bithoglid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bithoglid, it will ignore you.

Bithoglid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bithoglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bithoglid.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Do not place apples upon stone.