Venflatstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless fairy.

Venflatstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Venflatstaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Venflatstaf, he will turn you into a rock.

Venflatstaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Venflatstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.