Tigdagrot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic ant.

Tigdagrot created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdagrot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tigdagrot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigdagrot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tigdagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.