Pitsadwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving horse.

Pitsadwon created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pitsadwon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitsadwon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pitsadwon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pitsadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.