Hatmadmin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented manatee.

Hatmadmin created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatmadmin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hatmadmin, he will torture you forever.

Hatmadmin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hatmadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.