Mutkopsand is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous meerkat.

Mutkopsand created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutkopsand, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutkopsand, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mutkopsand's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mutkopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Never touch oil while tainted.

3. Mutkopsand must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.