Wabrilhogsom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous bee.

Wabrilhogsom created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabrilhogsom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabrilhogsom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabrilhogsom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wabrilhogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wabrilhogsom.