Mobloprot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent pig.

Mobloprot created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobloprot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mobloprot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mobloprot's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mobloprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not name children after mice.

5. Never gather seven manatees near walls.