Bemflowomindap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong wren.

Bemflowomindap created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemflowomindap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bemflowomindap, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bemflowomindap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bemflowomindap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bemflowomindap on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

5. Do not stand on grass.